February 2012
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
BOOM.
(via str8nochaser)
Welp.
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Guys. Tessa is sitting at our kitchen table...
“Okay, okay, pull it together…[helpless laughter]…okay. Okay I’m fine. [loses it]…Are you Facebook-ing about me?!”
ntrotto asked: Sooooooooooo I found you via...
myylifeasalex:
OMG OMG OMG Fantastic!! I feel like my life is a series of #bisexualproblems and I’m thinking of making a separate blog of them but I’m not committed enough. Hi! Nice to meet you!
Well, shit, team. I suck at tumblr and just now realized I didn’t actually follow mylifeisalex when I wrote her this lovely little HI I’M CREEPING ON YOU BUT IT’S NOT CREEPY note, and...
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
and this is why we don't get doctor who on our televisions kids
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Is it always or, is it never and?
(No.)
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“Please convey to Sen Garrett my sense of outrage at the very idea of this bill....”
– A letter my dad wrote to our Senator about the Virginia transvaginal ultrasound bill. The appreciation I have for this man knows no bounds. (via wonderbecky)
Doug wins all the things.
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“One of the most common biphobic narratives is that the penis is what counts. A...”
– Bisexual Men, Like, Exist And Stuff | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via a-blog-called-everything)
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“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– - Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)
I might have reblogged this already but it’s so good I don’t care.
(via stfufauxminists)
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Normally when people ask me how I manage to find awesome jobs all the time, I’m just like, “Magic.”
But then I send out eight job applications in a day (with three more open and in progress), and I remember that I’m actually just a badass who gets shit done.
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I sat there through the entirety of the last two episodes of Boy Meets World thinking about how bad the last season was and how horribly choppy the end storyline was.
And then Feeney walked into his classroom for the last time and I lost it.
I fucking LOVE this show.
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“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via transformfeminism
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“Exhausted by the day, and late to bed, we were eager for sleep, but grazed each...”
– Gary Young, from Pleasure (via ntrotto)
Reblogging this because god, sometimes I miss summer so much it hurts.
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Oh, and also
I’m Sriracha. I’m exciting and adventurous all on my own, but fuck if it isn’t SO MUCH BETTER when I’m adventurous with someone else.
This has been tonight’s edition of Roommate Time.
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NUMBER ONE. Planet Earth is magical and it’s hilarious and shit when I’m high, but when I’m sober I just get so much more emphatically enthusiastic about it and it’s the best.
NUMBER TWO. Planet Earth could also be named Pimp My Shrimp. Just sayin’.
NUMBER THREE. The roommate just fell asleep with her legs in my lap and she might be the cutest human being on the...
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“I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.”
– Pablo Neruda (via likespancakes)
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Sunshine at Seattle dusk and I have a show tonight.
Oh, to be this lucky.
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Okay this is really embarrassing but T-Swift makes me think of first semester junior year adventuring in Europe and still being pissed as hell at the sheer idiocy on all sides of a relationship in Walla Walla.
SOMETIMES I’M SIXTEEN AND HAVE LOTS OF STUPID FEELINGS THAT REQUIRE SHITTY POP MUSIC. DON’T JUDGE ME.
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There aren’t words to describe my facial expression when my cast brought out a gift basket of alcohol and M&M’s AND a cake while they were singing happy birthday.
Also, it was the most in tune happy birthday that’s ever been sung to me. Fucking actors.
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Okay so I’m halfway through season 7 of Boy Meet World and there’s this episode where Angela dumps water down Shawn’s pants, but she does it in the SEXIEST way and I may have just added another couple to my fantasy threesome list.
(Other entries include: Barack and Michelle, Jay-Z and Beyoncé, Mia and Michael from The Princess Diaries. DON’T JUDGE ME.)
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For the first time since sophomore year in college, I will not have my period on my birthday.
Also for the first time since sophomore year, I don’t have anyone to have birthday sex with within a 300 mile radius.
WORLD. STOP IT WITH THE CRUEL IRONY.
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.