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He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia.

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Fox’s Liz Cheney attacks President Obama over a country that doesn’t exist anymore (via mediamattersforamerica)

I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.

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History is hard. :/

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Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is. 

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Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.

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He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he? 

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He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.

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When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.

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And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?

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Better than his policies in regards to Lemuria.

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Obama’s Agarthan strategy drives me to tears of rage.

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You know I heard his family originates in Hibernia, but he never mentions it. Like he’s ashamed of it.

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I’m simply curious as to whether or not we are, or ever have been, at war with Oceania (via neroon)

And he didn’t even send ambassadors to Westeros to help resolve that petty little war they were having! What the hell, Obama?!

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And what about Genosha, goddamit?

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Forget Westeros. GALLIFREY IS GONE AND HE DID NOTHING TO HELP.

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Man, Obama really mishandled tensions between Ankh-Morpork and Agatean Empire.

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Obama ignores Latveria every time he goes to Europe.  We could really use their cheap labor to produce our own Doombots.

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WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WESTPHALIANS?

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Don’t forget his appalling treatment of Alderaan.

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Whatever, you haters, I appreciate the way he’s handled relations with the Ottoman Empire.

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Yeah, but you have to admit that his dealings with the Austro-Hungarian Empire have lacked transparency and been disturbingly bilateral.

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